why i love school. [pt.2]

[a growing list of quotes from my classes]

1. "...so don't be down on my peeps!"
"wait they're your peeps?"
"yeah, he was blowing up his peeps."

2. "dude your ancestor must have been ripped!"

3. "then way out, far in the distance, past the blistering desert sun... they saw... pete hermit!"

4. "i have two older brothers and they're both nerds."

5. mr. stogs - "oh my gracious! he's holding her phone! he's touching it! so cute!"

6. "oh my gosh you just drowned our fish!"
"wait oh! really? ooooooooh. hahahaa!!!"
"ummm. wait, did you just say you drowned your fish?"
"uhhh. yeah. i actually did."
"that's awful! oh no!"
"ummm. you can't drown fish."
"oh. right."

7. "mrs. ellis likes me. she's hugging me! she's BLESSING ME!!!"

8. "its not a brain. its a turtle butt!"

9. "oh my goodness, no way! i've always wanted to dissect a sponge!"

10. mr. stogs chanting: "huuummm. my father can beat your father in dominoes. huuum."

11. zach- "i would really like to be torn apart by horses."
"WHAT? ok, we'll remember that."

12. German people eat pancakes on the islands.

13. "do they ever tell you who it is?"
"yeah, this is your uncle"
"his name is 'aber'"
"wait, why? ohh. nevermind."

14. "EVERYBODY! FREAK OUT!!!" - zach
"ok thanks, i had already figured that one out." -melissa

15. "dude you standing up is not that dramatic. i can stand up too. and, hey! i'm taller than you!" -melissa

16. steph: "how do you spell that?"
mr. stogs: "T-H-A-T."
steph: "what?! no its not... ohhh HEY!!"